tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8887067007739586536.post4873814534169194015..comments2023-10-29T02:56:14.221-07:00Comments on Mistakes I've Made So You Don't Have To: I won't be on a match.com commercialKMMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11571919890858953667noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8887067007739586536.post-67688874890422059292010-04-18T08:49:36.665-07:002010-04-18T08:49:36.665-07:00LMAO....seriously funny! your dating history is so...LMAO....seriously funny! your dating history is so out of control. why is a funny girl still single? ironic. I have a story. <br />I was talking to this male nurse...to make a long story short. My friend left me at the bar and had to call the nurse for a ride. I ended up passing out in the car. I woke up to him staring at me and shaking me saying" are you ok?" Why I said, I was sleeping? He said" because you farted" ahhhh you serious, dam nurse. Plus my mother said it does not count if you do it in your sleep.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14136764660018331301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8887067007739586536.post-88802720815731634792010-03-31T19:36:57.369-07:002010-03-31T19:36:57.369-07:00this just made me laugh out loud! and i am sittin...this just made me laugh out loud! and i am sitting in class talking about the end times, so it was awkward. :|<br /><br />thanks for sharing the fruits of your misery...rebecca joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11189445404694056394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8887067007739586536.post-16558680203543017902010-02-19T09:15:21.900-08:002010-02-19T09:15:21.900-08:00Haha, it's okay! I am only sixteen years old ...Haha, it's okay! I am only sixteen years old and I am already convinced that I am going to live in a small musty smelling house by myself with like ten wiener dogs, allll alone. Dream big! Right?Taylorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14459542081414293958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8887067007739586536.post-66841298526257604742010-01-15T10:44:13.203-08:002010-01-15T10:44:13.203-08:00And I thought I was the only one with the horrid d...And I thought I was the only one with the horrid dating stories from those cheesy sites!<br /><br />Glad to have stumbled on to your page. Hilarious.<br /><br />http://aprylsmindshowers.blogspot.com/Aprylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17644829163969794409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8887067007739586536.post-57274954443451873292009-12-29T20:01:18.087-08:002009-12-29T20:01:18.087-08:00It's okay if he doesn't think you're f...It's okay if he doesn't think you're funny, because I think you're funny. Do you know me? No. But I'm your newest follower, so get used to me!<br /><br />PS- I'm new. So, uh, [insert shameless self-promotion]. ^.^obviouslyapseudonymhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05805879560839359916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8887067007739586536.post-15216031807052184822009-07-20T08:29:16.252-07:002009-07-20T08:29:16.252-07:00Let's see, i had one guy who was nice enough b...Let's see, i had one guy who was nice enough but I wasn't interested. We parted ways and I get a call from him stating that his car had been towed and he's cold and could I drive him to the tow lot? Another guy was a compulsive ass looker. Didn't matter- man, woman, child, elderly person...he'd stare at their ass. I started laughing in his face after awhile. Another guy had hair live Jon Bon Jovi circa 1988. He was boring.Hipstercritehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02168118598530462596noreply@blogger.com